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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:46

Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Next, they tried...