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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

How AI Mode and AI Overviews work based on patents and why we need new strategic focus on SEO - Search Engine Land

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Nephrologist shares signs to know if your kidneys are not healthy: 'Weight loss and poor appetite to swelling in…' - Hindustan Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

2025 NASCAR Xfinity Series entry list for Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez - NASCAR.com

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

RFK Jr. Is Opening the Alternative Medicine Floodgates - Gizmodo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

The Best Tech Gifts for Father’s Day 2025 - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - The Verge

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn

Then came..

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Next, they tried...

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.